Some people seem to not understand the word organic. Should I really pay more for produce that tastes the same? they ask. What makes something organic? they say. Can I grow my own organic produce? they wonder.
I’ve done a deep dive and researched these tough questions to present this handy how-to guide.
Step 1: Locate a seed. By any means necessary. Literally any seed. From anywhere.
Step 2: With a shovel and a backyard (or a pot), get the see into the ground.
Step 3: Water everyday until something green pokes out.
That’s it, enjoy. Go plant things. Organic isn’t a thing.
I ask you only to ask questions.