Growing Organic Produce. A How-To Guide.


Some people seem to not understand the word organic. Should I really pay more for produce that tastes the same? they ask. What makes something organic? they say. Can I grow my own organic produce? they wonder.

I’ve done a deep dive and researched these tough questions to present this handy how-to guide.

Step 1: Locate a seed. By any means necessary. Literally any seed. From anywhere.

Step 2: With a shovel and a backyard (or a pot), get the see into the ground.

Step 3: Water everyday until something green pokes out.


That’s it, enjoy. Go plant things. Organic isn’t a thing.

I ask you only to ask questions.

-Sword Salad-


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